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Saturday, September 02, 2006
Words to Live By

The 6 Most Important Points to Convey to the Jury at Every Trial

1. I am honest
2.  I am confident
3.  I am an expert on the facts of the case
4.  I am efficient
5.  I am a nice guy
6.  I am nothing like what my client is accused of being. 

These could also be the rules of running for any political office (or any job for that matter).  Maybe change #6 to "I am nothing like what I accuse my opponent of being."

Posted at 12:36 am by pcoon001


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